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i just bought these as part of my costume: mc pee pants. bitches :)

…but the subject matter gave me siesta-mares this afternoon. I know I promised I wouldn’t nap on the job anymore, but a siesta’s different. It’s cultural.

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—	Geekogie Writer re: http://www.geekologie.com/2009/10/wtf_was_that_amazing_paperflip.php

a vote for turd sandwich is a vote for tomorrow.

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—	eric cartman, south park

okay i feel better »

this is proof that my mc pee pants halloween costume (i.e. me in a brown spandex full body unitard and diaper combo) will not be the most ridorkulous thing ever.

ridorkulous »

just because, i guess.

empty nest syndrome: the first time this tank’s not held babies for three and one half years. note: it’s not supposed to be in b&w…apparently i is technologically retarded.

:B »

i used to think emoticons besides the hrrface were childish and unacceptable. then i became a happy person and i now use them excessively. but apparently i will never be as well versed in emoticology as the asians.

;D

this came out of the mac machine over a week ago and i still haven’t spent it. i’m kind of scared the cashier is going to be like, uh your money is no good here.